The Case of the Artichoke Pizza Mystery

This Week We Need 2 Talk Pizza, The Merry Gentlemen, Hot Frosty, Sullivans Crossing, Bridgett Everett, Cobra Kai, Yellowstone, RHOBH & RHONY, Shrinking, Bad Sisters, Matching Outfits, Cruel Intentions, Sex Lives of College Girls, Zach and Bri, Wicked, Cher, Kelce's, K's advice and SO MUCH MORE 

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This week on We Need to Talk, Christy's Pizzagake Shrinky. And how hot is Chad Michael Murray?

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My birthday cup.

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Happy Sunday! Got my birthday wine and birthday glass.

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Did you have a great birthday week?

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Another year closer to death.

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Um, another year closer to death. That's so optimistic of you. I don't know. Every Sunday you start off like pissed off at it. Now another year closer to death. I like positivity, optimism.

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All right, your age birthday. Nice birthday.

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You're alive.

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Yes, good week, nice week. Celebrating friends, family, all very nice, very nice.

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Did you get any special presents, any special things? Were you surprised by anything?

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I got lots of very special presents.

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Okay.

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I am gonna go to the new George Clooney play. Oh, you're going. So I get to watch George Clooney, the hottest man, alive for like two hours. Right?

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Excellent. Yeah, excellent. When are you going to that? Is that soon?

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No, April.

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Yeah, we'll recelebrate in April.

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So, yes, all fun, all good. Little overserved last night, but you know, you gotta get right back.

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Care of the dog. That's your motto. It's definitely not my motto. I didn't do well last week. I think I'm still recovering from my wedding weekend.

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Oh my God. Yeah, you had a big week. I had such a big week. And it wasn't even your birthday week.

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It wasn't my birthday, but so many things went on this week. I have this crazy story that happened to us that I just have to share because it's so fucking funny. So we got home from the airport at one o'clock in the morning last Sunday. And the first thing I always do when I get home is of course I unpack. I always check the fridge, you know, make sure nothing's spoiled, nothing's bad. And so one o'clock in the morning. In the two days that you were gone. Yeah, you never know. Check the five years ago. We bought Dylan all this food so that he wouldn't have to order out, you know, because of course that would go on my credit card.

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Yeah, of course.

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And so I check, and of course, the meat that we bought him is still sitting there. So I move it to the freezer. And while I'm in the fridge, I noticed that there's an artichoke pizza box in the fridge with two leftover pieces of pizza. I assume Dylan went to the city, he got artichoke pizza. Okay, whatever. Yeah, right. So I wake up on Monday. Rich had already left for the city. He had to be in early that day. And Dylan wakes up, I'm doing my thing, and he goes, Where'd you guys get artichoke pizza? And I said, We didn't get any artichoke pizza. I thought you got it. He's like, I didn't get artichoke pizza. And this is what he says to me. Are you sure that daddy didn't go get it last night? I go, when? At two o'clock in the morning? He drove into Manhattan to get artichoke pizza? What the fuck are you talking about? So then we're like, who the fuck was in our house? I checked the pizza box. There's no note on the pizza. So I'm starting to freak out. I call Rich and I say, check the cameras. Of course, he's like, Why would I leave the cameras on? Dylan was home. I didn't need any cameras. So now we're like, there's construction across the street. Dylan's like, who the hell would come in our house?

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But somebody's gonna come in your house and put the pizza box in the refrigerator. I don't understand the logic.

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The whole thing's crazy. So, of course, I think maybe my mom's playing a prank. She denies it. I call everybody I know who was in town because all my friends were away. And I say, I know this is gonna sound crazy to you, but did you leave a pizza in my refrigerator? And they'll take them insane. I don't know, the code to your garage, la la la, all the shit. Dylan's now flipping out. We got to call the police. Now, nobody took anything. Nobody took anything. There was nothing missing. And he's like, We need a gun. There's craziness going on. I'm like, but who would leave us a pizza? Like if a criminal is coming in your house, are they leaving us a pizza? No, this story makes no sense. This is not saying it makes no sense. But now we're freaking out. Like, who was in our house? Who is in our house? And again, why weren't the he's freaking out? Why do you have all these cameras if they're never on? And they're screaming and yelling about who is in our house. So then, of course, he leaves to go play golf because you know, it's life of leisure right now. And I'm calling everybody. I know this is weird, but were you in my house? Did you leave me a pizza? Crazy. A couple hours later, he calls me. He calls me. And of course, like along the day, he's calling me with all this insanity that he believes happened in our house. Anyway, a couple hours later he goes, calls me back and he says, We figured it out. It was we. Me and Crackers figured it out because they called their driver, Ralph, and apparently it was Dylan because Ralph went to Artichoke Pizza, gave Dylan the box of pizza when he dropped him off and said, Here, take some pizza. You're gonna be watching the fight tonight. Dylan has no recollection at all of that happening. None. I was like, how fucking shit-faced were you that you can't remember bringing in a pizza? So much so that you have to be getting a gun and calling the cops.

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That seems a little ridiculous.

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It's insane. It's totally insane. And so they called the driver. My mother said, Let me call Ralph.

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Because Well, she has no recollection of Ralph has nobody has any recollection of.

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You know who knew? Ralph knew. Of course, Ralph. Well, thank God he's not truck driving. So I say to Dylan, how much did you guys drink? Because of course they went to Fort Charles. And he says, uh, well, I had a cocktail and bottle of wine. I'm like, did you have the bottle or did you share? No, I had my own bottle. I'm like, so you had a couple cocktails and a bottle of wine. That's why you don't remember the pizza. Oh my god. That's it. I mean, I called everybody.

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And then I had to call everybody back and go, oh, it was my drunk son Dylan. I mean, listen, it'd be like a little bit of a mystery, obviously. It was a mystery. I understand that, but I don't think that it would be like somebody's robbing me. Let's purchase a firearm type of mystery. Well, you know, I assume I'm gonna be murdered. So if someone comes in my house to kill me with that coming in with the artichoke pizza, I mean it was insane. It was insane. It was like five hours of insanity. That's my type of burglary, though. Artichoke pizza, right? A drop off. You know, a taking situation. Speaking of your week, I'm actually mad at our listeners. Like all of them? I'm mad at most of our listeners. Why? I just want them to know how mad I am. That's all I gotta say. I need to know why. You know, we've been doing these polls, which are very fun. I enjoy the polls very thank everybody for participating. Yes, you know, everyone agrees with us about John Krasinski, you know, all that stuff. Yeah, it's great. But 81% of our listeners who participated in the poll thinks that your matching outfit was a good idea. Because it was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I'm so mad at our listeners. No, I love my listeners. No, I don't know if those maybe are just your friend listeners. I'm not sure.

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I want people in my life who are honest.

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The key one, you look ridiculous.

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It's not your problem. The key about the whole thing that we were coordinating was it was an accident. And when you think about the fact that Rich was wearing a crazy green suit, what are the chances that me missed no fashion sense at all person? Unless it's a matching set. I have no clue. So the fact that we matched and my nail polish matched, everything matched, it's a miracle.

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It's literally a miracle.

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81% thought it was a good idea. Yeah, I think it's fantastic. I did have to go to work this week, two days, and I have declared that from now on, when I go to work, I'm only wearing matching sets. I get the most compliments when I'm wearing a matching set. This shit from Amazon that I order, I mean, I should order everything from Macy's. I should, but they don't always have everything I want. They don't have everything I want all the time. Black Friday. It's Black Friday. There's tons of great bargains right now, people. So seriously, I'm not even kidding.

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You know, Black Friday is lost on the fact that every day now is Black Friday.

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Well, now I mean starts early, preview, whatever. So the whole logic of Black Friday being on the actual Friday is a little out the window.

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So it's like it lasts a week.

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And there's more after it, post Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Cyber Five, they call it now, Cyber Five. What are the matching sets? Well, like I've been ordering these sets from Amazon. Well, because maybe bucks, they're amazing. I love them.

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People are just excited to see you in anything but your fucking Auburn sweatshirt. So they say, Oh, you look so cute today.

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Meanwhile, it's just you coming out of your sweatshirt. Listen, huge, huge, huge. Yeah, last night, four overtimes, four overtimes. Congratulations. Finally get a win, storm the field, ranked opponent, insane. And every recruit in the country was at the game. So hopefully this is a good sign. But cheers.

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More than I could say for our professional teams. Fucking horrible. I mean, this Daniel Jones, fucking Tommy. It's so stupid.

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I just really, really want to go to my boss and say, you know, I'm not gonna do my job, but pay me anyway. I want to say that. Not gonna do work. In your thing. In a matching set. Of course. I'm I'm in a matching set for now. From now on, if you see me outdoors, it's only gonna be in things that match. And it's you get it on Amazon. Oh my gosh, I gotta show you the green outfit. I have it so fucking cool. And it's 50 minutes. What's the set? Like the pants? Like the shirt and the pants go together. Like I have this green set. It's beautiful. I love it. I got so many compliments on it when I went to work. I'm like 50 bucks Amazon. Come on.

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I don't think I've ever bought anything like that from Amazon.

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I am a queen returner, so I order a million things, send it back. You know, obviously my algorithm knows what I like. So there's a company that I keep getting fed called Lunya L-U-N-Y-A, million-dollar sweat outfit. I ordered it, I returned it. It's just way too big, way too bulky, beautiful color, made with quality, but honestly, people, I wouldn't even spend the money. And then yesterday I did Cozy Earth. I ordered that and returned that. Cozy Earth was very nice, but for the money, too expensive. So the next one I'm doing is that perfect white tees one that I keep seeing all the time. Then I'm gonna try Frank and Eileen. I'm gonna go through all of them. I'm gonna return everything publicly.

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It's totally different.

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Yeah, well, I'm a sweatpant girl, and you're not. You don't even know how to wear sweatpants.

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I don't even know what you're talking about. You're speaking another language to me. Do own sweatpants. No, why would they own phone sweatpants?

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My whole closet is sweatpants. Matching sets. By the way, there is a set that I got when I went to the Drew Barrymore show called Softies. And oh my god, it's like walking around in a pillow. It's unbelievable. And not expect to be there. She looks fucking great. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Cher has a book. She's doing a book tour, and she's only at five locations for the entire book tour. Only five. And one of them was Anglewood, New Jersey. That's right here. She is 78 years old. Oh my God. Her boyfriend is 38 years old. Good for Cher, man. And she also had with her Darlene Love, the singer, and I guess they're best friends. So she was with her. She's 83 years old. They were hilarious. The stories that they have. I can't wait to actually read the book, even though I'm anti-reading right now. But we got the book as part of our ticket price. But she looked incredible. It was sold out. The only bummer is she was only on stage for an hour. That was it. Only two questions from the audience. But she's hilariously funny, just fascinating. And I didn't realize how much Sonny Bono controlled her. If what Sonny Bono did to her now happened, people would flip out. It would be like a Brianna chicken fry and Zach Bryan situation. There was a lot of that.

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Autobiography?

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Yes. And it's only part one. Oh, that's so there's gonna be another part.

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The picture you sent me look great. I'm obsessed with people who look good at this age. As I get old, I feel like I don't look good. But these share looks amazing. You gotta look at Don Johnson. Don Johnson was on the CMAs, but I've seen Don Johnson because he's on that show with the Doctor. Yeah, the show you refuse to watch. And he looks great on the show. He does. And what is he, 80? No, he's in his 70s, but it just goes back to the Krasinski thing. How could Krasinski be the sexiest man alive? Well, you know what? Our listeners agree that he should not be. They do, they agree with us. Not the matching outfits, but no, no, no.

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They do like the matching outfit. No, I know. They don't agree with me. Right. Well, not everybody can agree. Let's agree to disagree. I am proud of my coordination.

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Speaking of Zach Bryan, the stuff in the news every week, but that story of him and the UFC fighter is so fucking stupid.

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Yeah, so for anybody who's not paying attention to that story, so there was a huge UFC fight last Saturday night, actually. And the winner of one of the rounds says, I can't wait to go into the concept. Right, I can't wait to come back to this arena and see Zach Bryan. And there's some booze and some claps, whatever. But then we come to find out that the winner had no idea who Zach Bryan was, that his people called and paid him to say that, knowing that Brianna was in the audience. It's so stupid. Like you're, what are you, a petty little tiny little so famous? What you just zoomed out Met Life in three for three nights where people obviously don't care that you're a piece of shit. I was having a conversation with someone this week about that. I do agree. I still listen to Michael Jackson music, even though whatever. I know people still listen to Kanye music. We seem to not really care that much when people are pieces of shit if we like their music enough. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I have a hard time with this one just because, again, for so long it looked so perfect. I remember being at the Zach Bryan concert and seeing Brianna going, Oh my god, Brianna's here!

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Oh my god. I haven't listened to a song since I'm sure I will, obviously, but I just haven't.

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I haven't. It's really difficult, especially now that you know all the TikTokers are breaking down every move he makes and his screaming and his lunacy, and there's all sorts of things that are leaking in the press. I've been listening to Wicked Songs. Did you see the movie? No.

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But it came out on my birthday, and I'm going to see it. They say it's longer than the play. Let me tell you something.

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First of all, I don't do well with Broadway shows, as we know. And I was a little nervous because I this was almost three hours.

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Yeah, it's longer than the play.

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It, I swear to God, it flew. Did you go to a theater where they were all singing? Well, I thought everybody would be singing. I saw it at the AMC in Kipps Bay. It was an NCM screening that I was invited to with a friend. So we went and it was sold out. You know, every seat was taken. And I really did think people were gonna sing. I found myself, I don't even know all those songs, but I found myself singing the ones that I knew. I love them. Yeah, it was fantastic. And I gotta say something. People were very nervous about Ariana Grande. She fucking killed. She was so incredibly.

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I wasn't nervous about Ariana Grande.

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She was brilliant. I love her. I want to say it right. Cynthia Arrivo, who plays Alphabet, she will win an Oscar. She is incredible.

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I'm super excited. I'm definitely gonna see it in the theater. And I don't want to hear other people singing, so I'm glad that they weren't singing where you.

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Yeah. And did you know because I didn't, it was such a nice surprise that Jonathan Bailey is in it? No, I did it. So he is the prince.

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I can't wait. I'm excited. And he's so talented. I have the promoting to do the holidays, and it's only part one. They've already made part two, and that's next year on my birthday.

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Yes, it was incredible. And I really hope that there's a documentary on how they made the film because there's so many things that I was blown away by and want to see how they did it. I hope these fucking Gen Z people are watching it. There were a lot of Gen Zers there. Good. There were a lot.

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Good. I'm over them. Every week in the news, I have to hear about Gen Z. Why? And things I already know. I think I know these things. Now everyone's watching the Gilmore Girls because it's like therapeutic. Because Gilmore girls, everybody listeners, I know you've all watched Gilmore Girls because it's one of the best shows ever, but it dropped on Netflix. Right. So now it's new to them. So it's new to them, and they're watching it for therapy. Well, obviously, I watch it for therapy also.

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I wish Oprah would come back for therapy reasons.

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The other thing.

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I know that I really want her old shows back.

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The other thing that they said now, and something that I have been doing for years and years, is that kitten heels are back. I never left me.

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I was just gonna say, you've always worn kitten heels.

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I love a kitten heel.

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Do you think that there are people out there, because even I know what a kitten heel is. Do you think there are people out there who don't even know what a kitten heel is?

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I mean, I'm sure. It's like a small heel.

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But it's a feminine.

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It's not a flat, yes.

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It's not a chunky small, it's a small feminine heel that Kay's always worn the kitten heel. But you're fashionable.

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I'm not Gen Z wants to support my kitten heel. Just means you're gonna get a lot more kitten heels out there. Yeah, on Black Friday. Yeah, hell yeah. A lot of kitten heel sales.

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Yeah.

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All right, where should we go? You know it's so funny that I was I was talking to you about Hot Frosty last week, and I had no idea that's the guy from Shits Creek.

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Yeah, I knew right the second I saw him, I knew who he looks so different with the long hair. And also remember, he was such a smart guy in Shits Creek, and he's a dummy. Well, not a dummy, he's a snowman. He's not a dummy. I mean, the whole the whole thing is it's still in the top 10 of Netflix, by the way. What a ridiculous concept. And then everybody bought into it, and then he's always so hot and he needs to be cold.

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I mean, the whole thing was so crazy. Did you watch any other Christmas movies this week?

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Yes, and I I have to secretly apologize to Rich about this because Oh, you watched one without him?

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We didn't have a lot of time this week, and he gets very mad when I have a lot of time this week because you were solving the artichoke pizza caper. Yeah, there was a lot going on.

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I share. I had wicked, I had pizza problems. A lot was going on, but I had to get Mary Gentleman in before we talked, and I snuck it in yesterday, but he wouldn't even have cared because it wasn't for him, it was for us.

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Married Gentleman is on Netflix with Chad Michael Murray, which we've been waiting for because we are obsessed with Chad Michael Murray. Oh my god. He was so, so, so I feel like the whole movie was very painful except for his abs and the dog. Yeah, the whole movie was stupid as so painful. His abs and the cute dog is all I needed. It's all that mattered. It was bad though. It was bad, horrible, horrible. Oh, it's actually worse than hot frosty.

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It is worse than hot frosty. But I love him. You know what I was thinking though? All of a sudden, there's this Chad Michael Murray Renaissance, and I want to know if his agent said, you know what, Chad, go really get your body in quite shape, and I'll be able to get you some jobs.

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He's like the Don Johnson of our era. He's fucking not aging.

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He looks amazing.

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Then after I watched that, I had to tune into Sullivan's Crossing. But you know what's upsetting? He had his shirt on the whole time at Sullivan's Crossing.

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That's gotta change people. There's no reason if Chad Michael Murray is gonna be in your project, I don't care what kind of project, at this stage, you either cast him with his shirt off and keep it off, or you don't cast him at all.

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Oh, it's just so good.

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Right? And also those other guys in The Married Gentleman, not that they were as smoking as him, but nice bodies.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. But it's painful. Don't watch it every time. Don't watch it. Tune into Sullivan's Crossing. Much better show. Much better.

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Right.

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But we're gonna go back to the big shirts off, people.

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Shirts off.

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I also watched Novel Noel, which makes me laugh because of the names, it's so good. And Christmas on Call. Those were two Hallmarks of 2024. Do any of them get above a C? Christmas on Call had Donna Kelsey in it. She's just appearing in Hallmarks. Wait a minute. I thought she's only in the Kansas City Chiefs once. She's in another movie. She's in Christmas on Call, which takes place in Philly. Is she a doctor? No, she's serving cheesesteaks. To doctors? Well, the no, she's in the cheesesteak store and they come in and order a cheesesteak, and she's wearing Philadelphia Eagle jersey.

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Yeah.

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Why is it called Christmas on Call? Are there doctors there? Yes, yes, yes, the doctors. EMT and doctors. So you're telling me that doctors are getting cheesesteaks? Yeah. Of course they are.

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Only in a Hallmark movie. I mean, Christmas on Call was not bad. I kind of liked it, and the Don and Kelsey thing was good. Novel Noel. All right, fine. It had all the things you like. It has the boxes. Okay. Small town. It had a market.

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It had a market.

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Yeah.

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It's not much snow, I don't think. It has to have snow. It has to have snow for an A. But it's not enough snow, no A. But it's 2024, so you gotta watch both. I'll watch it.

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All right. So we're up. I feel like I'm doing really well better than that.

SPEAKER_01 21:23

It's not even Thanksgiving. Yeah, you're doing way better than me, but I will have to really work hard this week on that part of things because yeah, this wedding, even though I had a blast, it definitely ate into my Hallmark movie time. Okay, that was last week. I know I'm just saying. Okay. I know that you are professional, like going out every day. I can't go out every day. Look what happens to me. I fall apart, can't keep up with stuff. Don't have enough stuff. Right. You're like calling the cops over a fucking Right. I mean, I am not a going out person. I'm a staying in person.

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All right. Speaking of staying in, I did stay in though. And why Cobra Kai.

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I didn't finish yet.

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But I did not know this. I mean I'm not rooting anything for you because it's Cobra Kai. But I watch the whole thing. They have a rocky moment. And then it ends. And I'm like, what the fuck? Wait a minute. It's over though. It's not coming back. Okay. But it ends in a way that you would be like, what the fuck? And then in small letters across the screen, it says that the next couple of episodes are dropping soon. Oh, wait a minute. I thought that Exactly. I was so pissed. I was like, there's no way I watch a hundred seasons of Ralph Macchio, and this is what he fucking does to me. But it's not. He didn't do anything to me. There's a couple coming back. Why? I don't know why Netflix can't just drop them all.

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So frustrating.

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So that's what happened. Thank God. Because I was losing it. I was about to text you. Leave me a fucking break.

SPEAKER_01 23:00

I'm glad you warned me because I would have been furious. You would have been furious the way it ended. Thank God you told me, because now I'll at least rewire my brain to be prepared for insanity yet again.

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And I know that we, I mean, we're not going to waste our breath with outer banks and the conversations. We put a poll. Our listeners agree with us on that poll also. But for some reason, when I'm watching Cobra Kai, which is just as ridiculous, by the way, as it is, actually, I don't feel like it's what's the word you like to say?

SPEAKER_01 23:31

Hibbly.

SPEAKER_02 23:32

Yeah, I don't feel that way. I actually am enjoying it.

SPEAKER_01 23:35

Right. You don't hate it. No, I think you know why? I think it's because there's a nostalgia component to it. I think that because you may be grounded in nostalgia because of it, that we don't hate it. We don't love it, but we don't hate it. Because of karate kid. Yeah, you know. And Ralph Macchios like from our childhood.

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Speaking of our childhood, although it's not really our childhood, the cruel intentions drop.

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Horrible.

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And so the real cruel intentions is 1999. So not really our childhood. But it's on Amazon Prime. I wanted to really like this because I love cruel intentions.

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And I thought the girl was Reese Witherspoon's daughter for a second because it does look like her. But I tried three episodes. I just can't do it. I did two episodes. It's not good enough.

SPEAKER_02 24:17

It's not good enough. It's this it's not likable. And then Ed tells, well, they're not supposed to be likable. I go, no, I know, but Sarah Michelle Geller and Ryan Philippe and Reese Witherspoon, there's just something about it.

SPEAKER_01 24:30

Well, you don't feel any chemistry with anybody. Like they all had crazy chemistry. I just don't like it at all. No, I don't either. And also the Caroline's brother, who's sleeping with every girl in the school, is ugly. So there's no way that he gets all those girls.

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In the time that we're in where we have to finish all our hallmarks and shop and black.

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You gotta make hard decisions.

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And we gotta make hard decisions. So my hard decision is to skip. Yes, with skipping.

SPEAKER_01 24:57

I'm skipping it. Skip it.

SPEAKER_02 24:58

Skip it. Took it out. Took it out. Took it out. I'm not watching any more than those two episodes. Oh, great. Sex Life and College Girls came back. That is season three. And that's a great show. I think that sometimes like it annoys me, but in the end, I I always love it.

SPEAKER_01 25:17

Yeah, I was very happy to see my girls all back. And I thought the blonde girl was leaving, but apparently she's she is leaving, but she's not leaving yet. So I like how they're gonna spin her off. She's a singer in real life. She's leaving the show. Yeah, she's gonna move to Boston with her lesbian girlfriend.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

I don't think that it's gonna last after she leaves.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

It's part of the show. They have to graduate, they're only sophomores.

SPEAKER_02 25:38

Three years of this, it's still sophomores great. It's on Max, it just dropped season three, picked up right where we left off.

SPEAKER_01 25:45

Timothy Chalamet's sister is so funny.

SPEAKER_02 25:47

The thing that you sent me, speaking of Max, the star in Somebody Somewhere. What's her name again?

SPEAKER_01 25:52

Oh, Bridget Everett.

SPEAKER_02 25:54

Bridget Everett, who I follow, by the way, because she's always at the same places I am at for some reason. Restaurants, whatever. But she was never seen her.

SPEAKER_01 26:03

I've seen her. You've seen her in person? Yeah. Do I know that? Maybe I forgot that.

SPEAKER_02 26:08

Yeah, I seen her in person, and you get yelled at me because you're always like, why do you take a look at her? Go talk to her. Why do you take her? Get her on the podcast. I saw her in Florida, I saw her in the city, I see her everywhere. But anyway, that thing that you sent me with her singing, she is so phenomenal.

SPEAKER_01 26:21

I found out doing a little bit of a deep dive, she actually studied opera. She was an opera singer and didn't want to commit to it. So she just became what she calls herself as a body singer. And she did take another piece of my heart out by Janice Joplin on Jimmy Fallon. It was incredible. It was incredible. Yeah. Super, super talented. And I knew she was on the show. I didn't know I didn't know she was that kind of a singer.

SPEAKER_02 26:52

Right. She sings on the show, and we we definitely knew she was a singer. It was like Janice Joplin was there.

SPEAKER_01 26:56

Yeah. And did you know, which I didn't know, that that show and her, they all won a Peabody Award for the show, which is actually That's awesome. Oh, I didn't know that. Huge honor. I didn't know that either. She said it in uh in the interview, but and she even says, our show is this tiny show, it goes under the radar, nobody knows about it, nobody watches it. So to win a Peabody with the show.

SPEAKER_02 27:16

We know about it and we watch it. We're gonna do a poll. Let's do a poll, see how many people are watching it.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

So Bridget Everett, if you would like more people to watch, come on our show. Let us know.

SPEAKER_02 27:28

Bridget Everett, next time I see you at a restaurant, I'll I'll say hi.

SPEAKER_01 27:32

No, next time you see her at a restaurant, you say you need to be on our show.

unknown 27:35

I don't know why.

SPEAKER_02 27:36

Practice saying it. I don't know why. I've I mean, how many stars can you say you've seen multiple times? I mean, no, but how many times do you think you saw her? Yeah, I've said it three or four times at different restaurants in different cities. It's a sign, don't you get it?

SPEAKER_01 27:49

A sign from the universe that either you need to be friends and get her on the podcast, something. I don't know. We love her, and we do love her. Is she a stand-up comedian too? Can I see her do stand-up or no?

SPEAKER_02 28:01

I thought she was, but I don't know. You follow the stand-up world. I don't.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

I got I need more of her in my life.

SPEAKER_02 28:07

I agree. You know who I need more of in my life? Is Derek and Brian from Shrinking. I'm gonna tell you what the problem with the show is.

SPEAKER_01 28:14

There's a problem.

SPEAKER_02 28:15

The problem with the show is that it's too short. In the world we live in now where everything is only eight or ten episodes, it's too short. Like, for example, Derek 2.

SPEAKER_00 28:26

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

So we didn't really know the story about where he's been. He hasn't been in a couple episodes, and they have to rush and tell you something because you got 20 minutes to tell it story. I know. And they pack a lot in. And the Liz thing really needs to have attention brought to it. That was in two seconds. Next thing you know, she's talking to Derek, and then there's a cliffhanger at the end. It's just all too much. It goes too quickly, it needs to be longer, or it needs to be more than eight or ten episodes. Wait, what about the fact that Are you mad?

SPEAKER_01 28:58

You said you were gonna be really mad. I think what happened, I get, and I'm glad she told Derek one, but I I agree with him. He supports everything she does, everything, everything. She's a lunatic and he's all for it. But what about the fact that you have a friend named Joe, and now there is a doppelganger in Joe. I don't think he looks just wrong with you.

SPEAKER_02 29:25

First of all, this is like the eighth person that you told me looks like Joe.

SPEAKER_01 29:29

There's a lot of jokes like a lot of people. I mean, this guy looked just like him to me. I took a double take. Like, is Joe on TV? I don't think so.

SPEAKER_02 29:41

It's weird is that after what happened with that girl that he tried to help and then she threw her boyfriend off the cliff?

SPEAKER_01 29:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

He's still practicing that type of therapy, which I think is weird.

SPEAKER_01 29:53

It's called the Jimmy method.

SPEAKER_02 29:54

I know, I know what it's called. It's just weird. But listen, it was a good thing.

SPEAKER_01 29:58

I would love my therapist to come with me on a couple of things that I do.

SPEAKER_02 30:02

You know, my therapist, the Gilmore girls. That's all you need. Finally, Gen Z said something normal. Ryan is amazing. That end scene is insane. The whole like him freaking out of the baby, insane. So good. And I'm so curious now to see what happens. I would think that he feels extremely let down by them.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

Of course.

SPEAKER_02 30:25

Yeah. I mean, they're all at a restaurant laughing.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

And he just sees them all together. Unbelievable. That it broke my heart for him.

SPEAKER_02 30:32

But because it's only 20 minutes and we're running out of episodes, we're not gonna see like the whole meltdown. It's gonna be like given five minutes, which is terrible.

SPEAKER_01 30:40

I hope not. He needs to process this. This is gonna throw him for a major loop.

SPEAKER_02 30:46

Such a good show, and it's almost over.

SPEAKER_01 30:48

I know. I'm so sad.

SPEAKER_02 30:50

I don't want it to end. So I have another stream it or skip it situation, and I'm on the fence, but I think I'm leaning towards skip it.

SPEAKER_01 30:59

Okay, well, it's a tough time right now. You have to make hard choices. What are we skipping at the moment?

SPEAKER_02 31:03

Well, you're not watching it, but I was tuning in to Landman with Billy Bob.

SPEAKER_01 31:07

I thought you were all in.

SPEAKER_02 31:09

I'm all in because I love Billy Bob and there's a hot daughter. John and Demi were only in for 30 seconds, and the they're out now? I've watched a few episodes and I've seen 30 seconds total of them. But there'll be more of John Hamm and Demi. The first episode I was in, I'm like, okay, it ends in a little bit of a cliffhanger. We get to the second episode, and I almost feel like I'm pissed at Taylor. I was pissed at Kevin Costler, and now I feel like I'm pissed at Taylor Sheridan. The majority of the episode, the second episode, is about these 60 plus year old men who are fawning over Billy Bob's daughter, who's supposed to be 17. But in real life, I feel much better because I looked it up because I was like getting grossed out. She's 27, so I feel better. But they're staring at her and obsessed with her, and she's in a bikini, and it's like, what, Taylor? Tell me the story about the oil business. Bring me more John Hamm.

SPEAKER_01 32:02

That doesn't feel very Taylor Sheridan.

SPEAKER_02 32:04

Yeah, I love Bitly Bob. So I'm on the fence. I think I'm gonna continue just because I need a little bit more John Ham and see what happens. But I'm almost gonna say to my listeners to skip it because it's creepy. Again, hard choices. You gotta do it. You gotta weed it out. For the most part, I love them. I've never watched that 1923 one or whatever.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

Anything with the years in it, I'm not doing.

SPEAKER_02 32:26

But I love everything else. This one, I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_01 32:29

What about last Sunday's Yellowstone? I thought it was actually really good.

SPEAKER_02 32:33

I still say fuck Kevin Costner.

SPEAKER_01 32:35

Agree, but I thought they did a good job.

SPEAKER_02 32:37

Yeah, no, they're doing a good job.

SPEAKER_01 32:39

The scene with Beth and Jamie was spectacular. She freaking punches him in the face three times. And then, even better. So she punches him in the face. Sarah, his hot girlfriend, comes in, takes off her clothes, is wearing this chain thing underneath her dress. She's smoking up.

SPEAKER_02 32:56

It was so crazy. I love it. I mean, Jamie's in for some rough times.

SPEAKER_01 33:01

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. They're gonna kill Sarah. I know.

SPEAKER_02 33:04

Because the other brother's coming after him with the military.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

With the military, right? Secret militia is coming.

SPEAKER_02 33:11

No, I mean, look, we said this last week. We don't like the way they did it. We're pissed, we're mad at everybody, but I mean, I love Yellowstone.

SPEAKER_01 33:19

Still, it was a good episode. Yeah. What about the whole thing with Teeter? She's sleeping in her sleeping bag and there's a rattlesnake on her, and she tells you scary. And then they realize they're on a rattlesnake den. How is the chef? We always love the chef. We could we can cook it. Try that up. Try that up. Tastes pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 33:38

It is the one show. I know we say this all the time, but the commercials.

SPEAKER_01 33:42

Yeah, they're the best commercials. Are just the best commercials. Whoever figured that whole thing out about how to weave it all together so perfectly, that's the model that should be used all the time now.

SPEAKER_02 33:53

I mean, I was watching Sullivan's Crossing with the CW app, uh-huh, and it's the same. I mean, we love Macy's, we love Macy's, but it's Macy's T-Mobile. Like I'm just losing my mind over and over and over again. And when you watch Yellowstone, the commercials are intertwined with the show.

SPEAKER_01 34:12

Yeah. It's so good. Yeah. I don't know how they did the advertisers come to them. Did they go to the advertisers and say this is what we want to do? Either way, amazing. Yeah. Whatever strategy that was and how they got everybody on board to do it the way they're doing it, it's just brilliant. You don't want to change channels. You I don't want you you don't. You're in. And you you sort of feel like, is this still the show?

SPEAKER_02 34:33

I love Ford, I love the chef, I love them all.

SPEAKER_01 34:36

All of it. So good.

SPEAKER_02 34:37

Yeah. All right. I have to admit that I did watch The Real Housewives at Beverly Hills. I knew you would. And I mean, Dorite's smoking in the fucking car. 7,000 memes with Dorite smoking right now.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

It's so good. But wait, what about that party? It's called a surreal party. You got the invitation for a surreal party. Would you know what to wear? She does have good parties, though.

SPEAKER_02 35:02

I know, but would you, if you get the invitation, now you know what to do? I'll tell you what not to wear. Your fucking green matching set from Amazon. No, you know what you mean.

SPEAKER_01 35:11

That's not surreal. What about the fact that multiple people came wearing antlers?

SPEAKER_02 35:15

Where does one even buy antlers? Now there's all these rumors, and I don't know what's true or not true. Like, you believe the Dorite Mauricio rumor? I would love that. I know I would love that. I would love it. I actually really would love it.

SPEAKER_01 35:28

Yeah, it would be amazing.

SPEAKER_02 35:30

And I was surprised that PK and Mauricio were even in an episode. So are we gonna see a little of them? I think that's a good idea. So because I love that. I'm sure. No, I mean I didn't realize they were still in the payroll.

SPEAKER_01 35:46

I'm glad they are. I want them to get their own spin-off. It would be really cool.

SPEAKER_02 35:51

And how fucked up. I'm so tired of Kyle. I'm happy Doree has found her voice and it's gonna put Kyle in a place. But when she comes out about the girlfriend, I don't know because I don't follow them. But I guess the girlfriend, who's a country singer, her name's Morgan Wade. Morgan Wade doesn't need this shit. Probably said, keep me out of your mouth. I don't need this. I might I got my career to worry about. Right.

SPEAKER_01 36:13

Can't be involved in your drama.

SPEAKER_02 36:15

Right. I forget how she even positioned it when they asked her about it, but it was also dumb.

unknown 36:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 36:21

She denied having a relationship, or then she didn't. And now she said she doesn't, she was exploring in her sexuality and she wasn't sure. And I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 36:30

It was fucking what about Kathy Hilton getting an IV and her eye patches, and then people come in the house? Dude, I thought whatever goes on in that Hilton house. Oh my god. We should just have live camera features. We've been saying it. We just need the Kathy Hilton show.

unknown 36:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 36:47

By herself. She shows up and then starts ripping out her extensions. She gets her extensions in so that she can go to the party, and then she gets to the party, she can't take it. She rips out her extensions.

SPEAKER_02 36:59

She's so fucked up. So I guess we're watching it now. So we're watching.

SPEAKER_01 37:02

We're watching it. Of course. We're gonna watch this. Of course, we're gonna watch it.

unknown 37:06

All right.

SPEAKER_01 37:07

We're watching it.

SPEAKER_02 37:08

Because I can't, the New York is just so bad.

SPEAKER_01 37:12

I mean, I'm still watching New York. I still like it. Is it the best thing since life bread? No, but I'm still watching it.

SPEAKER_02 37:17

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back. Nobody's married. So I don't even know why we still call it Real Housewives. I don't know why. Andy's gotta come up with something else. No one is married.

SPEAKER_01 37:28

Yeah, just basic bitches of Beverly Hills. That's my title for the new show coming soon.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Bad sisters. We were wondering how they would handle the death of the sister, which was really crazy in the first episode or second episode, whenever it happened. Yeah, it's gonna be a good season. Fiona Shaw, right? That's oh my god. They're coming for her, but she's fucking she's scary.

SPEAKER_01 37:51

She's making the show. If it wasn't for her, we might have an issue. But because of her, the show is taking a great turn, and I love it.

SPEAKER_02 37:58

Yeah, it's really good. She's fucking scary. She was so good in killing Eve. Yeah, she's even better here. She's like creepy, really crazy. Yeah, really good. All right, what else do we have? We have Kelsey's are having their fourth girl.

SPEAKER_01 38:11

Yeah, that picture that Kylie put out was so funny.

SPEAKER_02 38:15

Oh my god, that was so cute on Instagram. Yeah. The three girls in their big sister sweaters, one's crying, one's happy. It's just so cute.

SPEAKER_01 38:24

Do you imagine four girls? No. And do you think they're gonna keep going till he gets his boy?

SPEAKER_02 38:30

I don't know, but do you think that Taylor Swift's gonna be the godmother? Because she's like the godmother of all children. Of course. Yeah, it's gotta be, right? Wouldn't you want Taylor Swift as your godmother?

SPEAKER_01 38:39

I would want her to be anything to me. I don't care. I would want her in any part of my life possible. You know, she only has three shows left. That's I know. How long do you think she's gonna take off for? A long time. A long time. I mean, she's listening it was two years. And I'm sure leading up to the tour, it was probably a year. So probably three years of her life. She's got a lot of stuff she can release and not go on tour, but she's gonna have to chill and relax for a little while.

SPEAKER_02 39:02

Go to all the restaurants that we can't get in.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

I still can't get into the corner store.

SPEAKER_02 39:07

Of course we can't.

SPEAKER_01 39:08

I can't. That's a lot of girls.

SPEAKER_02 39:10

Four girls? You're a bugging.

SPEAKER_01 39:13

You better get a lot of bathrooms.

SPEAKER_02 39:15

Like a lot of bathrooms, a lot of matching sets.

SPEAKER_01 39:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:19

All right. What else do we have before we get to my game today?

SPEAKER_01 39:23

I only have two other things. One, did you hear this morning that Chuck Woolery died? Oh my god, I did. He's he was 83. I loved him too. And you know, everybody thinks that Pat Sajek was the Wheel of Fortune guy, but Chuck started it. The original Wheel of Fortune, yep. Yeah, he did. And then he went over to Love Connection. Love, Love Connection. Yeah. And that was on for a long time. I hate to say this. I kind of thought he already had passed away. So now I'm double bummed because he wasn't. Now he did die. So R.A.P. Chuck. And the only other thing I have is that on Netflix there's a new Mike Schurz show with Ted Danson called Man.

SPEAKER_02 40:03

Oh, I just watched one.

SPEAKER_01 40:05

Oh, I did too.

SPEAKER_02 40:06

It was kind of cute. Let me tell you something else. Ted Danson is aging well.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

Beautifully.

SPEAKER_02 40:11

Beautifully.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

Yeah. And his acting's so, so, so good.

SPEAKER_02 40:15

And this show could be good. Would you let your hair go gray? Because a lot of people are letting their hair go gray.

SPEAKER_01 40:21

No. Would you?

SPEAKER_02 40:23

I would let it go gray if it came in at a nice color.

SPEAKER_01 40:27

It has to be that perfect silvery color without those stray pieces. And that's probably not going to happen in my hair. My hair's a wreck.

SPEAKER_02 40:35

Yeah, but Ted Danson's looks gorgeous.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

Men can get away with it. Women can, I don't think.

SPEAKER_02 40:41

I'm gonna tell you, I watched two episodes and I I thought it was cute.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

Mike Scher makes good shows.

SPEAKER_02 40:47

Yeah. The good place.

SPEAKER_01 40:48

Good place, Parks and Rec, all those shows is Mike Scher. And um I forgot to bring it up.

SPEAKER_02 40:53

It's good, it's cute.

SPEAKER_01 40:54

Yeah, very cute.

SPEAKER_02 40:55

I'm I think I'm in. It's a write out your Christmas list, Black Friday shop while watching the show type of show, which is great for me.

SPEAKER_01 41:04

Yeah, I did have one personal thing that I wanted to ask your opinion of, but do you think that we should hold it for next week or should I just ask the question now?

SPEAKER_02 41:11

Well, just ask it because I don't like when people do that. Now I gotta think about what the fuck you're and ask me.

SPEAKER_01 41:16

Okay, so somebody that was at the wedding that I went to was with their boyfriend for I think like over two years, maybe longer. Okay. And looked to me like everything was great. They come home from the wedding and he ended the relationship. And my question is that was sort of fucked up because he's in the pictures. I just feel like that was a really fucked up thing to do. And also you feel like he shouldn't have gone to the wedding. He shouldn't have gone. He should have he should and even if he didn't want to let his girlfriend down, he should have come up with another reason to not go, whether it was work or something. I'm so sorry I can't make it. I believe that he did not pay to go to the wedding, that someone else paid for him to go. So it's fucked up. Yeah, I think it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 42:04

Well, let me tell you, people, take a word of advice from me.

SPEAKER_01 42:08

Besides he would give good advice.

SPEAKER_02 42:10

Besides kitten heels, this is my second piece of advice for the day.

unknown 42:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 42:14

Those people have to be on the end in photographs. That's you cannot have a photograph with the randoms. I don't care. I don't care. It's two years, one year, three years. Those people have to be on the ends because unfortunately, you don't know what life has in store. And then you got this fucking idiot in the center of your picture, like a ice cream sandwich, and there's nothing you could do. You have to cut them out of the ends. You know how many people I've cut out? I've cut some people out. Dude, I have a whole hallway full of cutouts.

SPEAKER_01 42:52

Wait, I do have a question. When does a person deserve to not be on the end? Do they have to be engaged or married? Or how do you know they don't have to be on the end anymore?

SPEAKER_02 43:04

Well, to be honest with you, and I I feel like they always should be on the ends because there's no getting rid of my siblings, they gotta be there, right? And the significant others have to be on the ends. So that's it. So Mike, who we love, Marissa's husband, he's like, We love Mike and we love Ed, and we love Ed, they gotta be on the end. That's it. It's just how it goes in the hollow in the holiday photo when he's wearing his fucking happy Hanukkah sweater, right? Easily cut out. I love it. That's so funny. That's my piece of advice.

SPEAKER_01 43:46

Okay, well, I hope that anybody out there who's listening takes that advice.

SPEAKER_02 43:50

Keep randos on the ends, and you don't have to make a seat over it, it's your family knows, and you just everybody falls into place. That's all exactly. I agree with you. All right, we. We have the We Need to Talk Christmas movie quiz because it's Thanksgiving weekend this weekend and it kicks off the holidays and it kicks off a debate whether movies are actually Christmas movies. So all week this week we've been putting up for our listeners a poll of do you think this is the Christmas movie or not? And your favorite Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 44:22

On our Instagram called We Need to Talk Podcast. Yes. Please go to our Instagram. Please follow us on Instagram. For example, please follow us on I.

SPEAKER_02 44:29

Do you think that Die Hard is a Christmas movie? Yes or no? No. Okay, so I think it is, but it begins on Christmas Eve. John McClain has a Christmas gift. John's wife's name's Holly, the whole thing. But there's a debate whether you think it's a Christmas movie or not. I happen to think it is. So our listeners have been answering questions all week whether or not movies are Christmas movies. So here we go. Planes, trains, and automobiles. Steve Martin is trying to get home to Chicago for Thanksgiving. You could call this a Thanksgiving movie, but would you call it a Christmas movie? So we asked our listeners what percentage of our listeners agree with me that Planes, Trains, and Automobiles is not a Christmas movie. What percentage? You have to come within 10%. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 45:22

I'm going to say 70%.

SPEAKER_02 45:25

You think 70% say that it is not a Christmas movie? Yes. No, the opposite. How could that be? That is a Christmas movie. So the I say it's not.

SPEAKER_01 45:38

Oh, well, I agree with the listeners.

SPEAKER_02 45:40

Oh, so you just said it the wrong way. So you agree. 70% you think it's a Christmas movie. Yeah. Yeah, so you're right. It's 62% said it's a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 45:48

Yeah, it is.

SPEAKER_02 45:49

No, I don't think so. All right. He's going home for the holiday.

SPEAKER_01 45:53

It's a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_02 45:54

He's going home for Thanksgiving.

SPEAKER_01 45:55

It's not part of the whole thing. It's a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

All right. Edward Scissor Hands. People consider this a Christmas movie because the last third of the film centers around a Christmas party. Edward makes snow out of ice with his scissor hands. No. I do not think Edward Scissor Hands is a Christmas movie. 100% not a Christmas movie. What percentage of our listeners agree with me?

SPEAKER_01 46:16

100%. Nobody would think that that is a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_02 46:20

Okay, you're right. Because 83% agree that Edward Scissor Hands is not a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 46:25

It's not.

SPEAKER_02 46:25

So it's not a hundred, but I'm going to give it to you.

SPEAKER_01 46:27

Okay, I appreciate that.

SPEAKER_02 46:28

Thank you. Love actually, to me, is a Christmas movie. It is set during the Christmas season. Christmas gifts are bought. There's a Christmas play. We all sing All I Want for Christmas is you.

SPEAKER_01 46:40

Yeah, totally a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_02 46:42

What percentage of our listeners agree with me that Love Actually is a Christmas movie? Now you gotta come within 10%. I'm not gonna give you this one.

SPEAKER_01 46:50

Okay, 81%.

SPEAKER_02 46:52

64%. What? Right? They're losers. People, love actually is a Christmas movie. All right, I'm not gonna give you that one. I'm not gonna give you that one. All right. The Sound of Music.

SPEAKER_01 47:06

No, not a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_02 47:07

Our loyal listener, Tammy, messaged us to share that the Sound of Music is her favorite Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 47:13

It's not a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_02 47:14

People consider the Sound of Music to be a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 47:17

It's not a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_02 47:18

Because Maria sings about snowflakes, bullshit, and it airs on TV every December. What percentage of our listeners agree with Listener Tammy and call the Sound of Music a Christmas movie?

SPEAKER_01 47:31

Okay, A. Listener Tammy, it's not a Christmas movie. Yes, the network puts it on TV for Christmas. It's not a Christmas movie. So I'm gonna say 21%.

SPEAKER_02 47:43

21% say that it's okay. You're right. 18% agreed with listener movies. Good. Yeah, I agree with you because it's not a Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 47:52

Losers.

SPEAKER_02 47:53

Okay, last question.

SPEAKER_01 47:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:56

We asked our listeners to tell us their favorite Christmas movie.

SPEAKER_01 48:00

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_02 48:01

Which one was their favorite?

SPEAKER_01 48:03

Okay, do I get a multiple choice?

SPEAKER_02 48:05

Yeah. Was it Elf, A Christmas Story, Home Alone, or National Lampoons Christmas Vacation? Elf. It is Elf. Elf's the best! Now I didn't vote that because mine is Christmas Vacation, but Elf is everyone's favorite.

SPEAKER_01 48:22

I love Elf. And of course, I still love Spirited with Ryan Reynolds.

SPEAKER_02 48:25

And it's back on.

SPEAKER_01 48:26

And I can't wait. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 48:27

Yeah. So you did great. Only one wrong. Amazing. And guys, listen, thank you so much for playing in our poll. And also, it is Thanksgiving week. And it's the last week, also, for Joe's toy drop off. Please, we will post it on our website for Desire Darlings. So stop what you're doing. Log on to DesireDarlings.org. Make a donation. There's always room for one more toy, according to Joe.

SPEAKER_01 48:55

I mean, that garage is insane, people. Keep adding to it.

SPEAKER_02 48:58

More Simons, more Simons, more Simons. We'll have him on again before the end of the year to share his results. Again, follow us on Apple Podcasts and in an Instagram We Need2Talk podcast. Share with your friends. It's Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Enjoy everybody. Love you.

SPEAKER_01 49:16

Love you. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. We're so grateful for all of you. And you know, keep sharing with friends because our audience is getting bigger and bigger, and soon we'll be on tour. Happy Thanksgiving.