We're NOT Doing Time Travel or Mini Martini's

This Week We Need 2 Talk The Madison, The Forsthyes, Paradise, Reddit, Hannah Montana, Love Story, Scarpetta, Mini Martini's, Tiger Woods, Netflix, Mets National Anthem, College Acceptances on Tik Tok, Bailey Zimmerman and the Climb, Squish Dumplings, Wildflower Farms and SO MUCH MORE 

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SPEAKER_00 0:01

This week on We Need to Talk, we talk Tiger Woods. Are you going down a rabbit hole and Reddit? And tiny martinis. Alright, let's get on with it. Alright, let's get on with it. Let's get on with it. Happy Sunday. Happy Palm Sunday. I am drinking. Hold on, I'm gonna hold up with a bottle. Can I guess? Oh. Oh, no. Oh, what is that? But oh, that looks fancy. This is Japanese gin from our loyal listener Hikari. Because as you all know, I've been drinking a lot of gin martinis lately. So she told me that the best gin is this Japanese gin, which I've never had, obviously. So she bought for me. And I didn't make myself a martini this morning, but I made just like a little gin and club soda, and it is smooth and delicious. But I will see this. So thank you very much, Akari. But I will see this. I want to put it up against the Queen's Gin. Well, I mean, you said the Queen's gin is the bomb.com. So Queen's gin's the best gin I've ever had. I haven't had the Queen's Gin in a long time. This tastes delicious, but I'm going to do a little side by side. For the Japanese one, you should put on your kimono and your glasses and do a theme. Yes, kimono gate. Thank you, Akari. She's still my friend. She's buying me gifts. Look, see? Producer Ed and I went to lunch with a friend of mine from work named Chris, who is also a loyal listener, who really was like, tell me about kimono gate. Even after all this time, is like, I mean, it's I really need to know about kimono gate. It's just legendary. It's legendary. It is. I think that's one of our best moments ever. Yeah, oh my God. Definitely one of the big ones. Let's cheers to St. John's. I mean, it was a sad run. Good run. It was a sad loss. They were in it the whole game. It was a great run. And I was rooting for them, but you know, whatever. Big bad Duke. Did you see the Dave Portnoy bet with Rico Bosco and Jeff? I did. And of course I was rooting for Alabama because that's life-changing money for him. It's the only time in my life I was rooting for Alabama. It was life-changing money. Like lifetime contract, double his salary. No, lifetime contract, double your salary. Yeah. Immediately paid. Or, or if you lose, which is unfortunately what happened to Rico Basco, you have to do a show with the person you hate the most. Which is once a week. Called Men of Honor. For how long, though? For how long? Oh my God. What a great bet. And they got killed. They got killed. Yeah. Which I again, sort of happy, sort of sad. Yeah, that was crazy. And we had opening day. Both teams on a good run. We're undefeated right now. Undefeated right now. Both teams are how'd you feel about the Netflix opening day? I thought it was a little ridiculous. You know, I liked it. What can I say? I liked it. I liked it. Are you liking you liking the fact that they're raising the prices again? No, I'm so angry. Guys, what the fuck? How much more can one take? How much more? Much more can one take. You're almost at the point, blood. Why? Because they had like, I don't know, taxi cabs and opening day. I don't even know what was happening. I don't understand how everybody knows right now that we can't afford anything. And they just keep coming at us with, okay, we're gonna raise the price of the thing you love the most, TV. But I mean, what are you gonna do? What's your number of when you would cancel a subscription? Like what are we paying for? What am I gonna pay now? What am I what am I paying now? $17.99? What's gonna happen to hens in the basement if I don't have Netflix? No, no, hens in the basement needs to start making money. So, people, get us some more listeners so we can stay in the basement and rebrand and come back and make shit tons of money so we can afford the services about. Let me just say this. I what's our number? I have not stopped laughing over the Mets opening day national anthem. Now, let me just say this. That guy is a very talented Broadway star. Yes, I saw him in the original Hamilton. Me too. He was George Washington, he is amazing. So let me just say that. This is super talented. So obviously, it's a mistake. It's a fuck up. He probably sang the national anthem a million times before. City Field is screaming. You can hear them in the background, they're screaming. I'm dying laughing. Dude, you are fucking George Washington. George Washington. George Washington cannot fuck up the national anthem. His name is Christopher Jackson. Okay, but he's George Washington. In the spirit of national anthems, you love when there's a sick, new, cool one, and you also love when there's a really bad one. Oh my god, I felt so bad. I felt bad for him. But I don't know if my friend Larry Hunt listens to this podcast, and I don't know if he still does it, but Larry used to collect national anthems. So I would love to know his top five and bottom five, but this is a new bottom. This one's bad. This was too funny. Especially because you're George Washington. Yes, and you're a Tony nominated actor. It's my gin for a minute. You know, so I've been drinking a lot of gin martinis. Like I love a good martini, whatever, blah, blah, blah. But you're, I feel like you're on a gin wave at the moment. Yeah, I'm on a gin wave at the moment. I don't know why, but I just have maybe Michelle Pfeiffer really put me over the edge. But this is not a new thing. This is a 2025 thing, but I wasn't dabbling in as many martinis, so I guess I ignored it. But now on a lot of menus in New York City, there are mini martinis. So you can first it was mocktails, now there's mini teenies. You could get the regular martini or you get a mini martini. And the reason why is not these fucking Gen Z who don't drink and my cocktail's 21, but the mocktail's 18. Please, that gets me crazy. No, not that. These are the our Ozempic friends that want to have a cocktail, but they cannot have that much alcohol. Right. And so they get a mini. Right. In what world now am I living in? So now I have to be on a menu where there's a mocktail, $3 less than my drink. Then I have to look at the mini martinis. I just want a fucking regular martini. I don't want an ozempic martini. I don't want a fucking alcohol-free martini. I want a martini. What is the price difference in the mini teeny versus the teeny, the martini? Martini martini, mini teeny. Well, the other night I was. When you say mini teeny, it's the same thing. It's mini and it's teeny. Yeah. It's the same small. The other night it was $21. For a mini? No. For a martini. Okay. And I believe it was $17 for a mini. And wait, this is the kicker. Ready for this one? It was $18 for Spirit Freak. What world am I living in? I can't. Because we are a stupid people. We are a stupid people. Oh my gosh. The mini martini. Wow. My olive can't even fit in the mini martini. Because you need a mini olive. Oh my god. They gotta start breeding mini olives. I'm so aggravated. Wait, but you didn't get the mini. Why would you never get a mini? No sense. That makes zero sense to me. Get a mini. That's just something that's been annoying me all week now. Okay. Well, I had a boring week until last night because first Rich asked me to make bread. So yesterday, when you called me to do our pre-production call, I was doing my dough. How's it going? Well, I made my bread last night. Rich says every loaf is good. I'm telling you, it's not good. Something's wrong. I can't figure it out. I think it has to do with my starter. I'm gonna work through it. So I was doing that. Also, my trainer had a Nike Dunk Lego, which I will send you the picture because it's friggin' phenomenal. And it's been sitting in his closet for two years. So I said, now that I'm a Lego builder, I'll do it for you. And then you can pick it up. So I did that on on Friday night, five hours, but I got it done in one day. But I will say it was very, very difficult level, and Rich had to help me with some of it. So I did 75% myself. Rich had to help me with 25. So that's that. I mean, is this gonna be like a new thing? Like we're gonna do Legos. Well, yes and no. I gotta find things, you know. They say when you get older, you gotta learn new things to keep your brain good. This is learning for me. And it's for my fingers and my dexterity. But my index finger and my thumb for two days, so sore. Really sore. All right, okay. Okay, then. So I don't know if you know this, but now it's the time of year when college acceptance letters are sent out. Well, they're they're emailed out, and kids I just saw C C Sebastian. Oh, did you did Carsten get in or whatever? Yeah, she's going to Michigan. Michigan. Okay. Oh, that's the daughter. Karsten's the son. Um, they live here. So you watch these videos, the kids film themselves watching them. I've seen them on Instagram. Okay, so so this week was Ivy Day, where all the Ivy leagues at the same time send out their announcements. So all these crazy smart kids reveal all their stats and then tell you if they got in. Most of them apply to all of them. Right. And I swear to God, I started watching these last night, and I think I watched them for two hours. I can't stop watching all of them. Because just like the national anthem, you love when they get in, but you also love when they don't get in. And also they have their families with them. Some of them have big parties. Well, no, the thing is they all got in somewhere. It's not like they didn't get in anywhere, but they don't always get into all the ivies. But some things make no sense. Like this one kid got rejected from every place, but got accepted from to Harvard. Like you're like, wait, what? But some get accepted to nothing. But you know, then they're, oh, I guess I'm going to Syracuse. So crazy. But the best part of these videos is when you see how much financial aid they get, like, cost of where'd one? Well, I think one was uh Dartmouth. Cost was 94 grand, but they're gonna give her 90 grand a year, so she only has to pay four grand. Okay, great. But then she's like, oh, but I really didn't want to go to Dartmouth. I'm like, for four grand, you're going to Dartmouth? 94 girl. And that's the other thing is what are we doing here, everyone? What are we gonna get? A liberal arts education for 94,000. And then where are we gonna work? None of this matters. None of this matters. You know what we really need to see? We need to see five years from now where all these kids end up. Yeah. Because I'm telling you, they're gonna be doing the same shit that I'm doing. So maybe they'll be out of the basement. Maybe they'll be out of the basement exactly. I'm not sure. Do you see Savannah Gunther's going back to work? I don't know how she's gonna do that. I think that she's going back to work as a way to somehow put closure on this case because it keeps her relevant. It keeps her story, it keeps her relevant, it keeps her out there amongst everybody to see. I think that's the reason. Just like with all of us who have to grieve, we have to go on with our lives, do the best we can. So I understand that. Her situation is just so difficult. And she's gonna be under so much scrutiny. And I don't know if the killers are out there or what, but you know, now they're gonna be watching this. I don't know. The whole thing is so bizarre, O Land, that we can't find this woman. Yes, we can't find her killers in this day and age of cameras on everything. Yeah, I don't get it. But I think that's the reason why she's going back to work. Yeah. Speaking of cameras, should we talk about Tiger Woods? Fuck Tiger. Tiger. Let me download you the Uber app, buddy. Let me have your phone. I'm gonna download you the fucking Uber app. And now, because of my game last week, I have to update my that.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

This fucking guy is ridiculous. He's a gajillionaire. Have a driver. What the fuck are you doing? Tiger, I'll drive for you. You don't have to pay me that much. More than an Uber driver. It's actually insane. You flipped your car. You know, it's not even like a little fender bender. It's a flipping of the car. No, it's I've never seen anything like it, actually. I mean, he's gotta stop driving. He's gotta stop driving. Well, driving a car because we want him to drive a golf ball, but still, I'm at this point, you know, it's it's so funny when you think about how we root the underdog. There's a meme going around Tiger Woods is the best and worst driver. But I mean, it's ridiculous. When do we stop rooting for this guy? I know. Now I've stopped. I think we have to stop rooting for him, right? Yeah, now I'm over it. I'm over it right now. Yeah, because I still always root for him. And now I have to say, you could have killed my kid if he was on the road or something. Yeah, it's not funny anymore. Like I'm making a joke about downloading the Uber app, but it's actually not funny. Why is anybody letting him go anywhere? He's got a staff, he's got kids, he's got a girlfriend. Somebody drives the guy. Doesn't she have any brains? No. Where's the girlfriend? I mean, I thought she had brains, and now I don't know. But who knows if she was around. I just don't understand how a guy who has more money than God doesn't have a driver. I have Ruber. He takes me everywhere, and I have no money. Well, you're so fucking bougie. You're the only one I know as a driver. We're complaining about the cost of fucking mini martinis, and you got a fucking driver. So it's a bougie a burge. It's you, look at you trying to be like my sister. I'm inspired by Sister Marissa. You are inspired. So K K is talking about. So next week, talk about bougie. You'll be in Europe. Bona Pasco. This is the first time that I actually get to say happy Easter in Italian while being in Italy. Oh, you've never been in Italy for Easter before? No. I was there for my honeymoon on Easter. No, I've never been to Italy on Easter, so I'm excited about it. Yeah, very exciting. So yeah, I'll be in Italy. So we'll be off next weekend for Easter. We would have been off anyway for Easter. But we're gonna take an extra week because bougie bougie Chrissy is. I'm going to the Wildflower Farms, which is bougie, but it's my wedding anniversary. So it's very nice. I want to go, so let me know. Report back. The best thing for me is we get to take both dogs, they allow both dogs to come. Oh, you're taking both dogs? Yeah, that's why I chose it because I wanted someplace that you could drive. They have food for the dogs. If I wanted to, this is how bougie I'm not, but well, I would have been, but Rich won't let me. I could get the dogs dog Reiki. Oh my god, it's amazing. I want to do it so bad. Which is Rich was like, we are not spending $600 on Reiki for the dogs. That's how much it is. $300 a dog. Brother Paul would definitely get you. I want to do it. I would love Senna to get a little Reiki. Oh my god. That's amazing. You're a bougie. So we'll be off for two weeks, right? Royal listeners. Right. So make sure on old shows, then. Yes, make sure to catch up on old shows. Maybe we'll post some Instagram photos about our journeys. Oh, before we go into any shows, you know how you always tell me that Taylor Swift has a horrible wardrobe. Yeah, I still stand by that statement. That outfit at the iHeart Radio Awards, it just was so bad. Like I tried to say, no, it's not so bad, but it's it's bad. She needs a new stylist. It's awful. But they were really cute. He was great. Yeah, say what you will about Travis. Yeah. He's awesome. Yeah, he's always in a good mood. They were really cute. And Miley Cyrus, she won also, but her new song. Yeah. So it was the 20th anniversary of Hannah Montana. I watched the anniversary special. And I weren't around for Hannah Montana. Well, my nieces were Hannah Montana. I guess. So I knew it because of them. I took my niece to see, it was the Hannah Montana and the Jonas brothers at Nassau Coliseum. So how long ago was that? Yeah. So I knew all those songs and everything, and I watched the show by default. But what was weird to me was none of the people from the show, other than her parents or her father, and Selena Gomez, who was in the show for like a second, was on the anniversary special. And they made all the people from the show made statements about the show, but nobody said anything about Miley. So I don't know what that's all about. And to be honest, I am a Miley fan, but I'm a Miley fan too, but I can't. I thought she came across totally douchey in the show. In the anniversary special. She came across douchey. I don't know if I thought it was really an anniversary special. I watched like 10-15 minutes. I love her. And I just wanted to get to her new song. And that was the new song is great. And that, of course, in addition to my college acceptance TikTok deep dive, I got obsessed with the climb song because everybody covers it. And Bailey Zimmerman, who's a country artist who I love. He's a young guy, he's 26. Love him. He's been doing the climb in concert, and the crowd goes wild. And there's all these videos of Bailey Zimmerman the climb. So I watched a bajillion of those. Something's wrong with me. And the thing is, now I only unlock TikTok every other week because that's exactly what happens. I get in my bed, like we're watching the Yankee game, or I'm supposed to watch a show. And the next thing I know, it's midnight, and I've been watching College Acceptances and Bailey Zimmerman for three hours. That's why I can't have TikTok on my phone. Yeah, I don't do TikTok, but I understand what you mean. Like I could get I could get caught up in all the punch things for hours. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I just love him. Yeah. And then the other thing I was obsessed with this week was the squish dumpling thing. The stress ball that looks like a dumpling that comes in a little cup, has everybody touching those fucking things is really why everyone's getting sick. Petri dish. I know. But if I got my own, I wouldn't let anybody else touch it. It would just sit right here and I would squeeze it when I'm on Zoom calls. I do like that kind of stuff. I do too. Yeah. But I agree with you. I don't want anybody touching my stuff. Yeah, it's clear. But that's that little squish dumpling, you can't find it anywhere. I was gonna put one in Dylan's Easter basket, but I couldn't find one to put in his Easter basket. At what age do you stop getting an Easter basket? I'm always gonna make an Easter basket for Dylan. Yeah, I agree. I love it. I love stocking stuffing. Yeah, yeah. I love Easter basket making. He doesn't listen to this show, but well, but I honestly think this is one of my best baskets ever. Yeah, no, I agree with you. I'm a good basket maker. I would never stop making an Easter basket. I love it. Like I still give my brother and sister all kinds of candy and stuff. Yeah, it's so cute. Yeah, yeah. His basket is a bougie basket. Yeah, no, of course. Obviously. Lululemon gift card. Yeah, right. Obviously. Obviously. They'll do it. Obviously. All right. I think I want to talk about love story. Okay, well, the finale was Friday. I speak for Hulu, and I'm happy for this Sarah Pigeon, and I'm happy that the show is doing so well, and people are listening to the 90s songs. But if somebody asked me, should I stream it? I would say yes. I wouldn't say no. But he is so bad. The worst. That I can't have put AI in instead of him. It's actually terrible. And you know, this week I was really obsessed with one thing, and I w I went on Reddit, but I didn't see anything on about what so you know that when they actually crashed, like the the real story, one of the things that came out in the tabloids, and they actually said it was that she was late. Yes. Right? So she was late. Getting the nails done for the wedding. Getting the nails done, and she she didn't care about timing or whatever it was. So they made that comment also in the show. Right. So you see her at the nail salon on the show with all the paparazzi outside. She's getting her nails painted red. Yes. Then you see her in the car going to the plane. Okay. And she has no nail polish. Oh, I didn't notice that. Zero. So they made a mistake when they made the show. Yes. Oh, Ryan Murphy, that's not like you. Ryan, you are meticulous. You have the fashion, the songs, everything on point. And you got the nails wrong? I've never been on Reddit before. I'm scared of Reddit. Oh, yeah. You'll go down a deep dive if you go on Reddit. Well, I mean, let's stay, let's stay on this show for a minute, but I want to say something about Reddit in a in a s on a side note. I remember for weeks saying to people, they're gonna find them. It really brought back all of that emotion when I watched the show. Yeah. It brought back how I felt, how sad it was, how devastating it was, how bad you felt for Caroline, who lost her entire family. Yes. And then also the mom who lost her two children, right? Right. Two daughters. Yes. It's awful. The whole thing is. It was terrible. Terrible. I felt sick to my stomach watching it. And I just kept thinking to myself, I remember how I felt where I kept saying, They're gonna find them. This is ridiculous. They're not dead. They're gonna find them. It was really terrible. It's terrible. I remember watching TV with the helicopter. Just flying over the water for days. Listen, the show is over. I've always been obsessed with JFK Jr. Who isn't? Of course I was gonna watch it. I'd watch anything about their story. Yeah, me too. I would watch anything. They should have just a regular TV show or something. And I'm happy for Ryan Murphy, but I mean, it at times very painful. Very painful. Very painful. And there's talk that the next couple's gonna be Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. To be honest, I don't care about that. From Ryan Murphy? Yeah. The next love story is supposed to be about them. I just don't think that there's enough interest in that. I don't care. Do you? I think you could say the same thing about Gen Z people not caring about JFK Jr. No, a lot of Gen Z people are watching this. Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor is so long ago. She was always very beautiful. Richard Burton did nothing. Was he that big of a deal? Why is that the choice? Like, aren't there? I don't know if it's official. That's what they're saying. It's a rumor. I just wouldn't watch that one. I didn't know that it was gonna be a thing. Like they're gonna start doing it. Well, they have crime story. No, remember like Ryan Murphy has crime story like he did earlier. Yeah, so now he's gonna start doing love stories. What are the other big love stories of the land that we this wasn't even a love story? It's tragic. And also, yeah, they were in love, but maybe for a very short amount of time. I know because they were supposedly on verge of divorce. No, not in my la la dreams. No, not in my dreams. Well, okay, so Reddit, the show Paradise, which I think there's only one left. That's it? I think we only have one left. And my friend Christine at work is also watching Paradise, and she's up to D. And so she went down the Reddit rabbit hole that the theory is that all of the people who had bloody noses, which is Xavier, Sinatra, Billy, and Dylan slash Link are time travelers. And also, which I don't know this, it says in Reddit that Link is a character in the video game The Legends of Zelda, where that person is a time traveler. Let me just say this, people. If you have been listening to this show for a long time, then you know I don't do time travel. I'm out hate time travel. I'm out if that happens. Right. Lost got me so pissed off about time travel. I'm out. The only show I've ever watched where time travel is allowed is Outlander because that's the only show that makes sense to me. Everything else, if it if the answer to the question is time travel, I'm out. I'm out too. I'm out. I'll be so furious if that's right. I don't even understand what that means. So he's Axebior is where? In the past, in the present, in the past, in the future. I don't like time travel because I don't understand how it works. But it's and I don't like it. But his wife isn't a time traveler. Supposedly, if your nose doesn't bleed, then you're not a time traveler. And so at the end of this episode, Sinatra goes to whatever Alex is. Well, they're saying Alex is the time traveling machine. I can't. No, that's it. If that's the case, I'm so pissed at you, Dan Fogelman. I'm really mad. Then I'm done. Two seasons and I'm done. Yeah, I can't take that. So we have one more episode to find out. Yeah, and this is all according to Reddit, which again, I'm not going on there. I don't want to go on. I mean, Reddit's usually good. It looks scary to me. No, but I mean like it's usually like legit. So that's what makes me scary. I'm not doing it. Not doing time travel. Fucking joke, man. They really suck me in for two seasons. Yeah. Just to fucking do something stupid. If that's the case, I'm telling you. OVA. Season over. We're back to season overing. Season over. Speaking of season over, Madison ended. I freaking love it. I watched all six episodes. I love it. I will see. It's made for me. I mean, everybody's saying it's Taylor Sheridan's entry into emotional dramas because all of his other shows aren't so emotional. It's I honestly. I told you it's like a women's soap opera. I don't understand how he has any time. He has so many shows. I need to see a show about him making these shows. I will see this though. As a like somebody who's grieving, it was it was rough. Yeah. It's really rough. It was a little rough for me at times. But Michelle Pfeiffer is amazing.

unknown 26:43

Michelle.

SPEAKER_00 26:43

And so it's over. It's only been six episodes. I don't know, no word if it's coming back, but I'm sure it's coming back.

unknown 26:49

Right?

SPEAKER_00 26:50

Oh, no, no. It's already been renewed. Oh, it has? Yeah. Okay. Thank you, Taylor. I just don't know if in the renewal we get more than six episodes because six episodes wasn't enough for me, even though, yes, it was very difficult, but still. Yeah. I really, really did like it. Yeah, no, it's over. Now I know you don't watch Summer House, but there's a lot of drama. A lot of drama with Sierra and Amanda. I don't even know who those people are. It's not even, no, it's not even like the show's having drama. It's in real life drama. Like a real life. I wouldn't know if if they were sitting next to me, I wouldn't know who they were. Would I? Is there anybody on Summer House that I know who they are? Well, Sierra was on the Traders. Oh, okay. I know who that is. Yeah. She has a thing for Wes, who's probably gonna be on the Traders. Oh, Wes from the challenge? No, no, it's Wes from the Summer House. Oh. He'll make a traitors appearance at one point. Definitely. He's everywhere. And they kind of broke up, and then Amanda is getting a divorce from her husband, and they're all in this friend group. And, you know, they were all friends with Paige, the Giggly Squad. Yeah. And so they were all friends together. And now there's rumors that Amanda has hooked up in Manhattan with Wes. Wes and Amanda are kind of trying to diffuse the rumors, but things are happening. Sierra is not following her anymore. Sierra's not made a statement. They were just supposed to do an Amazon live thing. Sierra did it separately. Sierra's actions lead me to believe that there must be some truth to the rumor. I mean, it sounds juicy to me. It's so juicy, but so bad. Because, you know, there's gotta be a girl code, everyone. What the fuck? You know, you think there is, but we've heard these kinds of things before. There's just no girl code. There's no code. Is there a guy code? Well, there should be a guy code, too, but I mean, I don't know. I feel like in general, the girl code is stronger than the guy code, but there's codes for both, and everybody breaks the codes. Yeah, I know. It's terrible. So yeah. Not if it has any morals or values. That's been all of it. I've been following that all week on Instagram. Everybody's talking about it. I can't take it. And now other like celebrity reality shit. So they're talking about canceling the Mormon wives. Which no, I would be fine with that. I think it's fine. Yeah, I think it's a good idea, everybody. Everybody, let's relax. You're in your 20s. You're young. You've already met your name. You got a money treat. You're raising your family. Yeah. Go get some mental help. You know, I think it was one of those lightning in a bottle moments, and now the lightning is over. It shattered the bottle. And then the other thing that I thought was interesting, and again, this is all clickbait stuff, nothing confirmed. But they're talking to Lisa Rina about coming back to the Real Housewives at Beverly Hills if Kyle leaves. Is Kyle leaving? I don't know. She should, though. I'm over it. I'm over her. I don't understand why Kyle on the show anymore. Why do any of them need to be on the show anymore? I don't understand why everybody picks on Dorit. She's going through it. Let her go through it. Being that late is a problem. I don't do late. Late to me is so disrespectful. So that kind of lateness would make me nuts. But she's obviously going through something, Dorit. And I don't do late. I don't do late ever. Late is not a thing I do. I don't do late either. But I mean, sometimes things happen, obviously, but I'm not late. I'm never late. Never. That and I'm always prepared. Although we had an incident Friday where something slipped through the cracks and Rich ended up at DMV all day. That was a disaster. And that's really because I was out the night before and didn't do all the prep work, but not that it's my responsibility, but whatever. Sounds like a separate show. Separate show. But I don't do late and I don't do not prepared. I have my shit together. Dorit's obviously got issues. They all have issues. I'm over all of them. I just want to be with Kathy Hilton.

SPEAKER_01 30:51

I know.

SPEAKER_00 30:52

That's all I care. Yes, that's it. And you know, that would be interesting because Lisa Rennes like said a lot that she's never coming back and like there was a bad breakup. Yeah. So I don't know how Andy Cohen does anything, but I mean he just does it. He's a wizard. He is a wizard. He gets people to do things they didn't think they'd want to do. He definitely is a wizard. I watched the Southern Charm reunion. He really is the best reunion. Best host. And if I'm Cohen, I'm thinking like this is season 11 of the Southern Charm. How many of these fucking reunions are we gonna do? But he can make them all great. He just does it. He makes all reunions great. He always seems interested. He always has obviously watched the show. So he's into the details, which I like. Yeah, I know. He's a really good host. Yeah, he is.

unknown 31:39

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All right, what else do we got? I mean, the same shows. I don't think we need to talk about it. New week, same shows. Oh, oh, wait, yes, one show. The four did you watch the one? I think the second episode came out today, the four sights. I watched half um I'm halfway through the first one. Okay, so you guys, it's on P uh where did I watch it? Peacong or Hulu? One of those. No, you watched it on Hulu, but I couldn't get it because you needed an add-on. Oh, okay. What did you what what did you watch it on? I watched it on PBS. Okay, so it's like a Downton Abbey kind of thing. Yes, it's a PBS show. Right. It's it's called The Foresights. Now there was another there was an older show called The Foresight Saga. That's not this show. This is a new show called The Foresights. There's smoking hot dudes in this. Yeah, there's some cute men. The women are pretty, the men are smoking hot. It's a period peace, family drama, brothers against brothers, cousins against cousins, all sorts of good stuff. I'm in. I'm so in. The first episode was awesome. So you finished the first episode and you loved it. I love it. Yeah, I didn't finish it, but whoever that guy, the blonde guy is, he's so cute. Oh my gosh. Yeah. I thought the guys were great cuter than the girls. Well, the there, I don't want to give anything away to anybody, but there's a woman in there who's a seamstress. And she's I saw her. She's pretty gorgeous. She's pretty. Speaking of period pieces, it was announced that Bridgerton what they're gonna do. It's Francesca. It's gonna be lesbian, though. What do you mean? I don't even know if I care about that. I don't care about the lesbian things. It's not that I care about that. I don't like Francesca. That's what this is what I was gonna say. Can't go back to the well. What I was gonna say is don't we have time for Francesca? Like, why is Francesca the next one? I want Eloise. Francesca's husband just died. Right. She's back to my horse again. So I was a little annoyed by that statement. Me too. I want Eloise and then I'll take Gregory. No, not okay. I'm obviously still gonna watch it. Yes, but it's not what I want. It's annoying. Shonda, give us what we want. We want Eloise. The other thing I wanted to say is like I know there's all these shows, we're not gonna go over them like you know like only when something happens, because I feel like all we do lately is we say, love it, hate it, whatever. Like I'm like rooster, DTF, all that shit. But we're skipping. Say this. I went back to Scarpeta because I didn't go back. But I am obsessed with the AI. You saw that in the first episode, right? There's a girl on the show who lost her wife. Yes, and she is talking to her, like an AI version of her. Yeah. Sort of like the show upload in a way. I know, but like it's really crazy. In this episode I just saw, she's talking to Jamie Lee Curtis, the AI. Oh, okay. Really? And she's telling Jamie Lee Curtis about all the books that she's read of hers because Jamie Lee Curtis is in the show as an author. And I don't know, it's something very creepy about it, and you know it probably actually could happen, and it's so creepy. Well, I had a full day of Gabby, and now I don't do it anymore because it's too addictive. Yeah, but this is like you looking at the person. I know, but that's what I'm saying. If I can get that obsessed with talking just to my chat GPT whose name is Gabby, if I could get that obsessed with that and not look at it all day, can you imagine if I was looking at it and it was my friend's face or somebody's no, I'd never leave the house either. I'd never leave the house. No, I would never leave the house. There's a part of that that is creepy to me while I'm watching it and then also fascinating at the same time. I'm sure it exists out there and we're gonna about it in years to come, or maybe tomorrow. I don't know. Yeah, I know. Seriously. Yeah. All right. Anything else before we get to the game? The start of Holy Week, everyone? Yep. Passover. Okay, well, I was thinking about when I watch a show and there's a celebrity in it, or you know, an A-list star, and I say, Remember when that celebrity was in that show when they were at the beginning? So this is we need to talk where were they? So, like forgotten shows and forgotten celebrities, like where they came from. Okay, so on Freaks and Geeks, which Oscar nominee played the rebellious freak Daniel Desario? Was it A, James Franco, B, Jake Gyllenhall, C, Ryan Gosling, or D, Joseph Gordon Levitt? What was the last one? D. Joseph Gordon Levitt. I just started re-watching that show. I think it's James Franco. Correct. You know, Ed finished the whole thing. I think Freaks and Geeks? Yeah, we both started re-watching it. Because I don't think I ever really finished it. It was only one season. But it's so good. Oh, such a good show. Yeah. Okay. Before becoming a major film star, which actor had a recurring role on the Gilmore Girls as Jess Mariano? Was it A, Penn Badgley, B, Jared Padelecki, C, Milo Ventimiglia, or D, Chad Michael Murray? Which person? Jess Mariano. Jared Pacolacki was on the Gilmore Girl. Milo is the guy from the show we watch? Yeah, that's him. Is the guy from the where the house burns down? Yeah, Milo. What's the name of that show? This is us. Yes! That's a good show. Good. Yes, two for two. Now we make the questions easier. It really means nothing. I suck at everything. Listen, listen, you're getting you got two right. Which future Oscar winner had an early starring role on the short-lived ABC drama once and again? Was it A, Anne Hathaway, B, Evan Rachel Wood, C, Natalie Portman, or D, Reese Witherspoon? I watched that show too. Yeah, it was so good. Tell me the tell me the thing is again. A Anne Hathaway. No. B Evan Rachel Wood. C Natalie Portman. D. Reese Witherspoon. It's definitely not Reese Witherspoon. So it's either the other two. Natalie Portman was in that show? I don't know. I don't even like Natalie Portman. I'm going with Evan Rachel Wood. Yeah! Yay! Good. Oh my gosh. Maybe I'm gonna get lucky in TSA and all these things. Yeah. See? Good juju. Okay, question number four. On Veronica Mars, which Oh, I never watched that show. Oh, you didn't? Should I skip it? I have extras. No, it's okay. You're gonna go for it? Yeah. All right. On Veronica Mars, I watched it. It was so good. On Veronica Mars, was you obsessed with Kristen Bell? Yeah, I had to watch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On Veronica Mars, which future Marvel star had a recurring role as Logan Eccles? Was it A, Chris Evans? B Sebastian Stan, C, Chris Hemsworth, or D, Ryan Reynolds? What's the second one? B Sebastian Stan. Okay. Who's who is that? I'll say B Yes. It is? Who was Sebastian Stan? You know who he is. I have no idea who Sebastian Stan is. I swear I have no idea. Yes, you do. He's been in 4,000 things. Like, give me one. Besides. Like Motley. He was uh Tommy Lee in Motley in the Motley Crue thing. Oh. That was Sebastian Stan. Really? Yeah, he was Tommy Lee. I'm gonna have to look him up. I like that show. Yeah, I want to do that. I like Tommy Lee. Yeah, he was cute. Okay. Last question. This could be a sweet for you. First time ever. I think. Never. No, I got the Justins right. Oh, right. You got the Justins. Okay, so this would be your second suite if you get this. I got it. Okay. And it's an easy question, so I know you're gonna get it. Shit. Okay. On the they call it cult drama, but it's not a cult drama. On the cult drama, Friday Night Lights, best show ever, although it's not perfect, but it is my top show of all time. Which played troubled quarterback Tim Riggins? Was it A, Taylor Kitch, B, Garrett Headland, C, Army Hammer, or D, Josh Hartnett? Taylor. Correct! Five of five. See, we're dumbing them down, people. Look at that. This is much better. I'm sure everybody won't complain. I feel good about my week now. Yes, I feel good. I got good juju. I'm getting rid of my illness. TSA, let's go. Yes, I want a full report from the airport. Bueno, Pascua, everyone. I wish everyone, let me hold. Oh my god, I really drank. I want to wish everyone a happy, healthy holiday week. Yes. Enjoy. Please listen. Download some old shows. Catch up on We Need to Talk. We appreciate you. Love ya. Love ya.